SHINJUKU WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

come on people! I need more votes on the cats!

article 5: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!!

  I was abducted by aliens! I was out smelling my roses when a cats milk sauscer landed in my grass lawn. Small furry creatures dropped out from the bottom of the ship. I then realized that they were cats. Cats in tiny suits with helmets filled to the rim with milk. Oddly, you could see through the milk. they then started to chant ' Salzar, Salzar,!!'. " Stop, stop. whos Salzar? I think he writes for my paper." I said. They just started meowing. One of them sprinted out and carried me onto the ship. They knocked me out.

    It turned out that they wanted to be able to write for my paper like their leader Salzar.We had a talk. I let them write. Goodbye.

             =^..^=

             jake

shinjuku

colombo

pick a cat. the cat with the most votes survives. heres how it works.above, you will see 2 pictures of cats. pick one and post your answer. you will be told who wins. 5 votes to win. 

EXTRAS

  Hello humans, its Salzar. Today I will share some songs.

1.    any fergie song
   
2. no sleep til brooklyn
3. sabotage
4. bad to the bone
   
5. hells bells
6. iron man
7. sabbath bloody sabbath
8. killing yourself to live
9. pocket full of sunshine
10. umbrella
11. marguritaville
12. pump it

that's all humans.

    Salazar

article 4: GPS system asks woman out on a date!

 As Maria  was driving down the street, she realized that she was going the wrong way. She was in a neighborhood she was not familiar with. It was kind of ghettoey, but she was on the other side of town. She then realized she had a trusty GPS system. She had just bought it half a year before. As she was reaching for one of the many buttons on the GPS, it whispered to her, "Hello baby. Want to go out to a fancy restaurant?" She thought she was imagining things, but she answered,"no." Apparently, the thing sobbed loudly," That's it, I'm gonna come out there and force it on you!" Once she realized she wasn't imagining things, she stopped the car, got out, and ran to the police station. The police wrote a report on Maria's confrontation, and sent it to me. The report wasn't enough to publish in the meow mix times. I asked to meet this lady, who gave full details. About a month later, weird things happened there. All electronics stopped working. It seemed as they went on strike. And right I was. 3 days into the strike, Dell computer store reports that one computer explained the reason of the strike." The reason is that one and many of us have tried to get dates by commuicating, but everybodys reaction was the same, they scream, then run. We thought it was unfair, so we went on strike. There you have it, folks."

      WATCH OUT. YOU COULD BE NEXT...

                    =^..^=

                    jake

     

article 3:WOMEN LIVES ON DIET OF GRASS

In Beverly hills, a super hot model says she lives on a diet of grass and ivy." I know it sounds gross, but it keeps me skinny and the flavor is revolting, so I throw up and loose more weight! I still eat grass, but since the flavor sucks I started eating ivy. The ivy has a strong taste that burns your throat.I like it." After she submitted this article we sent her to a psyciatrist and sure enough, the doctor said,we are quoting him,'this gal is out of her frikken mind'. The girl admits to hitting her head on a table. Shortly after, she was sent to a metal institution. She snuck in a bag of grass,but it was confiscated as she was eating it. Friends and family would try to sneak ivy and grass in the mail,but the institute stopped the flow of mail. because her body was so used to eating grass and ivy, she died. She was commiting suicide when she died.  This lady is really off her nut!!!

         :)

        Dillan Heartsman

extras

        Hello  humans, I am salzar, king of the planet Reptillia. I am here to tell you about random things. Here is a list of good books.

  

• Harry potter 1234567
• warriors series
• the demonata series
• cirque du freak series
• cujo
• on writiting

cool websites are:

• www.rockmysearch.com
• www.warriorcats.com
• www.crissangel.com

and last, some cool TV shows

• criss angel mindfreak
• airplane
• murder she wrote
• the sarah connor chronicles
• cujo(made for TV)

Thank you for reading extras! Next time I will teach you a magic trick! goodbye humans. since you read extras, we will not eat you.

article 2: Bigfoot is real!!!

                                 BIGFOOT IS REAL!

 Bigfoot is really real! I think there are more people that believe in him than people that don't. I often visit Flagstaff and we stay in a vacation home. One day I woke up early to go play outside. I got dressed and grabbed the dog. We were going to go to the dogs favorite spot when a big hairy ape man jumped out. He grabbed the poor mutt and ripped it in half! Then he ate both half's in a matter of 2 seconds. In loving memory of my dog Scarlett, I started a Bigfoot organization called Hairy Man Believers or HMB. I am sorry, but I have no photos of hairy ape man. I know what you hear on the news about that Bigfoot costume stuffed with possums. That was real! apparently Bigfoot is very flexible, and Bigfoot is made of possums! I can assure you people two things: I have seen Bigfoot, and aliens are real too!  good bye everybody! Oh, I forgot. I have pictures of my dog! bye!!!!

                                  =^..^=

                                  Jake

article 1:Me

hello everybody! I have just recently created a blog continuing the best newspaper ever, Weekly World News(WWN). It stopped being printed when people didn't believe it, ever though the cover clearly states THEY WOULDN'T PRINT IF IT ISN'T REAL. I was disturbed by those people,even though I could visit the website. But reading articles online doesn't give you that feeling where you persuaded your mom to let you have it but she still says no but you bring it to the cashier anyway and when you finally get home you read it for hours on end. Do you know what I mean? Well, I've taken it upon myself to continue the wonderful tradition of reading WWN. So I don't care if a single person supports me, I just want to have a little fun! Thank you for donating your time to read this article.

                      =^..^= ( My signature, get used to it)

                      Jake

                        BYE!