As Maria was driving down the street, she realized that she was going the wrong way. She was in a neighborhood she was not familiar with. It was kind of ghettoey, but she was on the other side of town. She then realized she had a trusty GPS system. She had just bought it half a year before. As she was reaching for one of the many buttons on the GPS, it whispered to her, "Hello baby. Want to go out to a fancy restaurant?" She thought she was imagining things, but she answered,"no." Apparently, the thing sobbed loudly," That's it, I'm gonna come out there and force it on you!" Once she realized she wasn't imagining things, she stopped the car, got out, and ran to the police station. The police wrote a report on Maria's confrontation, and sent it to me. The report wasn't enough to publish in the meow mix times. I asked to meet this lady, who gave full details. About a month later, weird things happened there. All electronics stopped working. It seemed as they went on strike. And right I was. 3 days into the strike, Dell computer store reports that one computer explained the reason of the strike." The reason is that one and many of us have tried to get dates by commuicating, but everybodys reaction was the same, they scream, then run. We thought it was unfair, so we went on strike. There you have it, folks."
WATCH OUT. YOU COULD BE NEXT...
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jake
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